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The Real Oppressed Minority of Me

Christmas Eve, 2017. Not having a greatly time in Mar-A-Lago, either. Thought I’d feel wonderfully, like running through the wheat fields like that Theresa May guy pretending to be the British prime minister, idiot, voted against me recognizing Jerusalem as the Israeli capital, except I’d prefer to run through – or, actually, walk slowly through – the dressing-rooms of Miss Universe, grabbing a little pussy here and there. Not Miss Nigeria. Or Miss Zim-babble-whey. None of those African-American fake countries like Tanzania – why would they even want to tan? Who’d want to see them any blacker? I would never un-fasten the burkha of Miss Burkha Fastened-O! Hell-O! Keep it wrapped up tight-O! Seeing enough of Niger-Americans on Cable Fake News! Switched from Fox Loves Me (and Hates Negroes) Channel during the ad break and what do they have on CNN? TWO fucking Niger-Americans, one female, one male. TWO OF THEM! No fine people anywhere! What the fuck, is this Black Fake News? What would they do if we called it White Entertainment Television is what me and Steve Bannon and David Duke want to know! That must be why I feel so downly: the truth Fake News won’t touch: the white man is the most oppressed minority in America but that’s why we’re going to Make America Lynch Again! Affirmative fucking action for many fine people, for a fucking change! You have to be a black Chinese lesbian cripple to get into an Ivy League college today, but could a white man who was completely unsuited for a job have any chance of getting it? Hmmm.Going to go cheer myself up by tweeting insults to Rocket Man Kim Ping Pong and Rosie O’ Fattell!

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