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Fat Nixon Concession Speech
If, Tuesday night, he does collect the proper cut-arse he’s booked for himself, I’ve written this concession speech for Donald Trump, true to his style and character.
Pitch Lake, Oil Lake
IF YOU WANT a visual illustration of the Trinidadian term, “monkey pants”, meaning a really bad situation, drive up to Fort George and have a look at the Gulf of Paria, which may very soon become the Gulf of Petroleum.
Hiroshima, Heroes He Mow
IT HAPPENS every time my neighbour’s riding lawnmower breaks down: the mini-savannah across the road, three empty, unfenced half-acre plots, which my neighbour normally keeps clean cut, bursts into a small jungle.
Count Your Blessings
IT’S A FIRETRUCKED up week in which Donald Trump survives covid19 but Eddie Van Halen and Johnny Nash both die, and proof there is no God, since God knows the world would be a better place to have lost Fat Nixon and kept Eddie & Johnny.
Cult of no-personality
AFTER FAT NIXON’s bizarre 90-minute, nonstop rant on Tuesday night – masquerading as the American presidential debate – I considered phoning my one American-Trini Trump-supporter friend to ask whether he had finally been persuaded to abandon the fat, racist, misogynist and now fascist imbecile.