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Pocahontas Beheading Video Coming Soon
Flung the TV remote across the Oval Orifice today at that fat chick who does the media dodgings. Don’t need it anyway, just keep TV on Fox Loves Me. Fat moron loser media chick, just like that Angle-Ass Murky over there in Sweden, where my father came from. I’m a proud German-American of the 1939 vintage-thing, Ivanka in jackboots and a thong, yes!!! Who she think she is, Sarah Suck-My-Taint, asking me to delete videos sent by a great Freedom Fighter putting Britain First. Telling me it would be too ironical-ish or whatever for me to post real fake news! I know moreRead more
I knew it, I knew it, I fucking canoe it! All that goodly work done by so many fine people in Charlottesville, light a little fire and carry it on your rifle-shoulder, memory them of the big burning crosses in their yards before the Marshawn Lynching, all that defend-ation of good fight Confederacy hero statues undoneRead more
Fake Old News
Bigly disappointed, yugely bigly disappointed, with CFNN – Cable Fake News Nigers – for twisted obsessions – not that lightweight loser A-Turkey-General, Sessions, just real sad media obsession – with making me look badliest.Imagine… Ivanka in a thong – nice! – but srsly imagine yourself of loser liberal Obamacare Disaster Democrats who do not defend right of many fine menRead more
The Return of BC (Montana)
TGIF, my near-30-year-old column, appears today for the first time in Newsday, the paper founded by the late Therese Mills – but it’s not the first time I’ve been in a Therese Mills paper. In fact, the first time I appeared in one, I’d been on the front firetrucking page! The op-ed pages, seen in that light, might amount to a demotion.
How many Newsday readers remember the legendary Cuban artist BC Montana?
In 1987, I was working as a lawyer. In my naivety, I’d convinced myself law had as much to do with justice as it had with shameless posturing that crossed the border into hypocrisy every working day. It was, eg, back then, a major professional scandal that I, a male barrister, wore an earring into court.
That year, my friend James, whose surname I cannot use because he is the only high court judge of Syrian-Lebanese descent, had launched a poetry collection that drew large numbers of hot women in white cotton drinking red wine. I, too, wanted to stand in an admiring pulchritudinous throng and say, dismissively, “Oh, I did that in my Blue Period.” But then, as now, I had nothing to show for myself.
So I became a modern sculptor.Read more
Thanks, My Ass, Mother-LaVar!
Kicked that short fat kid who’s always hanging around Melania in the ass hard this morning. He should fuck off out of the White House and go and play with his sister, What’s-her-name, the ugly one. Bad mood for days now. Took off the Tweet gloves with that Niger-descended African-American Mother-FaKar Father LaVar. SayingRead more