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SEA of Woe
IN SYMPATHY with the 11-year-old children of Trinidad & Tobago who, two weeks ago, might have had the rest of their lives ruined – by the Secondary Entrance Assessment examination, not by having to marry a man old enough to be their grandfather – I attempted last year’s actual SEA maths paper two Fridays ago. This morning, I’ll do what was called “the English paper” when I sat the 11-Plus 47 years ago, but what the Ministry of Education now insists is better described as, “language arts”; let’s see if I have enough art at language to get me into a Trini “prestige” secondary school – i.e., one in which teachers actually turn up occasionally, if only to have their car washed by one of this year’s graduating class; I note, too, that “grammar” has itself now been downgraded to “grammar skills”, so you don’t have to know grammar, just show some skills relating to it.
Read moreA Trifecta of Today’s Best Films on the Box
Had it not been picked recently, **Fargo BEST FILM OF THE DAY 7.15pm FoxClas, would have topped today’s list.
Today’s number one film:
The Imitation Game (Morten Tyldum/ 2014/ UK-USA/ Biography-Drama-Thriller-War/ 114 mins/ PG-13 for some sexual references, mature thematic material and historical smoking) 1.10pm HBO & 2.15pm HBO Caribbean.
Monty Ibn’s Beating Circus
A Saudi Arabian “family therapist” has the newest video poised to go viral, a scholarly treatise on how to properly beat your wife, in accordance with Islamic teaching. The video is not a hoax, though anyone could be forgiven for assuming it had to be a conspiracy against the old “religion of peace”.
Read moreA Trifecta of Today’s Best Films on the Box
If it had been on a little later, one of the great spaghetti Westerns would surely have been picked (Once Upon a Time in the West, 7.30am FoxClas).
Today’s number one film:
Winter Sleep (aka Kis Uykusu) (Nuri Bilge Ceylan/ 2014/ Drama/ Turkey/ 196 mins/ PG-13 for some language and zombie violence), 8pm Cinemax.
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