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The Secret Diary of Donald J Trump, aged 71 ¾

Too Much Winning

17 October 2018

Deerest Dairy

Sorry but I have been giving you even less time than Melania, though you are more important GRATE MEN NEED GRATE THOUGHTS TO THINK THEM IN PRIVATE like in this dairy. I have been busy WINNING ALL THE TIME I put my own Abortion Killer on the White Supremacy Court although FAILING DEMOCRAT MEXICAN-LOVERS FORT VERY HARDLY to stop me. NO ONE CAN STOP ME I am like a tank but a very hand sum one, with REAL HAIR ALL MY OWN not fake like Horseface tits! I wouldn’t give her the time she clearly NEVER SAW IT or she would still be Mesmer-something about it, would be STUN BY SHEER SIZE BIGLY HUGELY not tiny at all SHE’S NOT FOOLING ANYONE and I have banned Melania from laughing like Mexicans will be banned when I close the boarders. I was worried about the mid-terms but now I AM LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE HOUSE AND THE SENATE because THE VOTERS WILL COME OUT NOW. Because it is about US AND THEM and we have to beat them to save the unborn babies and to prevent my tax returns getting out. God, America was lucky I came along. So proud of my people! All 26 per cent of them.

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