WHEN THE WORLD gets ex-specially heavy, as we say, I think I might lighten my load by pulling some kind of Freaky BC Friday and switching places with someone else. Here are this week’s contenders:

Kyle Rittenhouse, just freed of murder charges.
Advantages:

• Only 18, so another possible 70 years of life, instead of the 20 or 25 I might expect now.
• Well-founded sense that I could get away with anything now.
• Hero for the Fox News/That Firetrucker Carlson/Joe Biden President Denier/ Optional brain crowd.
• Very likely to become very rich without doing anything but getting away with killing two people.