The Secret Diary of Donald J Trump, aged 7i ¾
Thank God It’s Friday
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Firetruckery of the Day
You know things are bad when, from Bahrain through Burkina Faso to Barbados, nobody was watching anything last night except the American Republican Great White “Stop Trump” Hope Ted Cruz on CNN’s Town Hall show. You know things are worse when you find yourself hoping that, somehow, the dull-as-dishwater Ted Cruz could trump the bumble-into-the-limelight Drumpf. You know things are as bad as they can get when you realise that stupid Americans will base their vote on how candidates look on TV, and even the cute Cruz daughters were no match for the seasoned apprentices of Donald Jnr & Ivanka.
And you know, with a heart sinking ever lower, that what seemed ludicrous six months ago, slouches that much closer to Bethlehem every day.